Our favourite Wythenshawe boys had a brief stunt providing us with a weekly rundown of all the action in the soaps for our first few issues. Before they were unfortunately arrested for some minor misdemeanors....
AZ AND BO SOWP RUNOUT 5/2/09
EestEndazz
one ginger cockney scrote corld Bianca went yeah sayf to dis cockney dude corld Ricky cos he went to Whitney oo iz cockney “ee arr whitney oo is cockney dat guy tony oo is cockney is a peedo an dat an man int backin it. come tiferneys bifday and dat she’s cokney an it will be daarkk”. and she went yeah tru say g. Dis cockney gyal corld Danielle went to get her baby murkd but den dis cockney wummun corld Ronnie mayd er shockt an dat. dis cockney yoot corld Darren fort dis car playc woz mint but he got boyd by one cockney bitch corld janine
Corrernayshuns steet
1 wummun corld Carla wos flappin it when dis scottish bastard oo iz er usbund corld Tony towld er dat ee ad murked dis guy corld Liam so she got off ,an ee woz devo’d. dis scrote wummum wot lukz lyk me sparz gyal corld Anna woz tellin dis jerbul wummum corld Gail dat er yoot David woz lying bout is bruk nowz, and dis gy corld ken woz lukin to bone one wummin oo livz on ship in da kernel even doe ee az got a gyal but iz gyal luks lyk a massive angry mole with a long nek so its live
'ollyoakz
dis fit gyal corld Sasha oo is fit waz lukin to get bownd by one wasteman wid shit air corld Warren. dis wummun corlds pauine oo iz fit woz lyk ‘waaat’ when one waysman wid shit air corld Josh told her dat her waysman sun wid shit air corld Ste wasn’t da yootz dad annat, den she hotted er sun up kos she teefed da til form dis eatin place corld Il Gnosh but its live kosh da place soun dz lyk french for a mint blowy. And dis trannie wid shit air corld Kris’ fukt up wen ee sent dis gyal corld Nancy oo is fit and dis waysman wid shit air corld Ravi the same text.
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