10: R8 Optical Illusion

While it's pretty obvious which one is bigger (you're gonna pick the small one just because you know it's an optical illusion) it's still pretty clever and definitely got me thinking...
9: Photoshop Mistakes
Talk about attention to detail...
8: Siberia
Quite a lot of people described our recent weather as "Siberian", myself being one of them. After seeing these pictures I was a bit more hesitant...
So you think it's cold in Britain?
7: The Sarpa Salpa Fish
Some of you might have seen Vice's fantastic series of films about the Sapo frog which lives deep in the Amazonian jungle. While this fish might not be as potent as the old Phyllomedusa Bicolor you can bet it's a step up from your average Captain Birdseye...
Best of all? Someone's found it in British waters.
6: Fit for Work
What happens when you fall down the stairs and mangle your arm beyond recognition? Well, not a lot apparently - it seems it doesnt matter what state the rest of your arm is in, so long as you can turn a tap on you'll be declared fit to work.
5: Lego!!!
When I was little, visiting Legoland was like a trip to other world. I came away feeling inspired (more inspired even than seeing the Lego billboard at the Blackpool illuminations) but I never had enough bricks to build something as immense as I wanted it to be. These people clearly don't have that problem and I am so fucking jealous.
4: The Man With Half a Head
It sounds like a dodgy C4 documentary (and indeed it probably will be). This guy must be one of the most unfortunate people going. Says a lot about the judicial system as well...
3: "Sexy Hot Schoolgirls"

At first glance you'd be forgiven for thinking this is just a gratuitous list of pictures of girls dressed up as schoolgirls. That's exactly what I thought until I got about half way down the page and nearly wet myself when I saw this guy getting funky.
2: Honk Honk
First, let me apologise for that awful traffic/ nose pun, but I think after reading this article about a man who was fined for blowing his nose while stopped at traffic lights you'll agree a suitably stupid title was required...
1: You are NOT the father!
Let me ax you somethin... Has anyone heard of Maury? He has a daytime talk show in America and is famous for the catchphrase "You are NOT the father" (or "You ARE the father", it can go either way...). This video is one of many but I think it illustrates the concept pretty well. Have you ever seen anyone run as fast as she does?
Bonus!
If you read my post about the Suicide Machine, you'll know my stance on Facebook groups. Every so often though one comes a long that actually raises a smile. "I bet this shite insect can get more fans than Nick Griffin" is a prime example.
Peace :)

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